Total Medals Earned: 1,430 (From 151 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,395 Points
Medals Earned: 206/250 (1,030/1,250 points)
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Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/260 points)
Complete level 1!
Complete level 2!
Complete level 3!
Complete level 4!
Complete level 5!
Complete level 6!
Medals Earned: 16/30 (170/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (180/430 points)
Fire a weapon 10 times.
Reload a weapon 5 times.
Fire a silenced weapon 25 times.
Fire a weapon 100 times.
Fire a weapon 500 times.
Create a custom timeline sequence.
View all equipment items.
Disable all effects.
View every firearm.
Reload a weapon 25 times.
Reload a weapon 50 times.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (345/345 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 10/30 (50/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!