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Nice perfect little game. Runs smoothly, funny, well animated, nice drawings, good background music and nice voice acting. Got all the medals and aced some records. Thank you for Spanthera for it is good !

What you played gentlemen is a true masterpiece.

This game is, where to begin.... it is one of the best game I have ever played on Newgrounds. Everything is perfect, the interface, easy tutorial, good musics, funny soud effects, the storyline is enough for that kind of game and a bit original. I also really liked the running gag with witch. Generally the humour is pretty good. I smiled at the Sacred goblin voices, good memories. Also when they taunt our heroine with their "kek kek kek" and "u mad human ?", fucking gold...

Moreover it's a good way to spend time playing something that for once my shitty laptop allows. At the end, during the greedling fight I was down at 9 fps. When I get a decent computer I will return to complete everything.

The authors really did their best to come up with such an addictive game, it's superb, I am almost speechless.

Regarding the people complaining about the so-called fan service (which in my opinion fits to the universe, it's freaking fantasy : "boobs, swords and magic" for fuck sake, have you ever played a D&D pen and paper game before ? Don't bother answering, I know the anwser):
Those who complain about this slight detail are the worst hypocrites, you are whining just for some jiggling boobs and a pink pantsu. I bet 90% of you watch game of thrones or at least one TV series with many sexual elements. And the truth is you like it, you fucking crave for it, involuntary or not. I swear kids these days, wimps, I fear the worst with new generations like yours.

I don't want to go on and on with my rambling so I will conclude by saying this:
5 stars hands down, you made a terrific game and I thank you. Gimme some old school fantasy tower defense with sexy female characters everyday !

Hats off.

Holy shit...

Where to start. Holy mackerel, this is awesome and thrilling ! How do you make games like these ? I had a blast playing that and I'm not good at shooters. Also I love the 'plot' in the game, which really demonstrate that you don't really need a good plot to have a good game. And don't get me started on the end boss. This world need people like you, 5 stars all the way.

alright listen up, you earned a review from me,

this game is nice, everything runs smoothly, the music is excellent, I really liked it. Now why do I only give it 4 stars ?

I suppose you guys already played Metroid or Castlevania before ? Fantastic games huh ? Very complex, with a lot of levels... you could get lost pretty easily. Fortunately for us there is a minimap. What's that ? I will repeat it for you, a minimap : "m-i-n-i-m-a-p"

I found myself lost so many fucking times and I'm not bad at orientating myself usually. A minimap is definitely what this game is missing.

Good game overall.

ebin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BeminFire responds:

derp.

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that game was made for me

read the article on knowyourmeme to learn about the story...

knowyourmeme...
learn about the story...

Not fucking knowing about jesse slaughter

You got to educated the newfags I guess.

Same formula, same fun. I've played them all and keep doing so in the future. It's funny and entertaining. Just play with sound muted and blast some metal over it = win.

One thing I don't like about these games though, the facebook like that is supposed to double your score at the end of a level. Don't tell me it's 2015 you should have a facebook crap argument, fuck that. But since it's your game, you're free to do pretty much what you want after all, I don't mind the box urging you to buy the product every 10 turns but the facebook like is too much imo. Reading the comments, there are people complaining about the logic, rational side of the story. Fools, put your brain aside (if you still have one) when you play these games. It's a freaking game about rolling over undeads.

Finished it in 36 days.

Blasting Cryonic temple while acing zombies with mah lazer. Nice feeling, I was euphoric.

This is a funny game with a weird backgournd story, one which makes you go "what..."
Nevermind we're here for the action. Here are the things I think this game is missing :
-a mute button (seriously it gets annoying quickly after trying desperately to finish a level after 5 tries)
-a 360 turn while aiming but I guess this is part of the difficulty

But this game is great overall, like the gory scenes, the splashes, guts brains and shit. My kinda game.

lol delicious tears in the comments !

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